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The Care And Keeping of Your Redhead: Chapters One - Five

Keep your redhead out of the sunshine. If you do let her out into the sun, make sure she puts plenty of sunscreen on, every hour.

If she argues, tackle her and put it on yourself.

If left out in the sunshine without liberal amounts of sunscreen, your redhead's hair will not be the only thing that is red. (See Fig. 1)



Figure 1: An extremely sunburned redhead.




(The rest of this book would be about Redhead Temper.)